Why do people always think that I'm being sarcastic when I say "I love hypocrisy." If you know me well enough you've probably just realised that I have never once said "Naw, he/she is just a hypocrite." Hypocrisy and false formality are the fundamentals of mankind's social responsibility! Everyone's just a PR queen one way or another, why can't anyone just STFU and deal with it? I'm fake, sorry to burst your bubble, but is there no one else willing to admit to this but me?

And people, please please please, stop pretending to care about the Haiti earthquakes if you don't. It's tragic how much attention you wanna get from someone else's misery.

If you don't give a fuck, act like it.