Why prove people wrong? We're so disappointed in being wrong all the time. But you're a lucky one! Because I aim to please :) Yes yes, I'm the epitome of an your stereotypical 18 year old lesbian. You got all your preconceived notions in the right place! Thank you for your condescending tone, hope you're feeling great today :)

When we engage in a conversation with my respect for you as an individual, registering you in my raw fresh mind as a whole being and the person you display for me to receive, usually (or maybe it's just something I've been led to believe) I would expect the same courtesy. But clearly, my age obstructs this etiquette.

Ahh... this fits in your list of assumptions as well? Cool beanies.