Top 10 things to hate this holiday season!

10) 21305743296 different people tweeting the same news.

9) Short term for words that actually end up not very short.

8) People who Youtube more than you.

7) People who don't watch Nickelodeon and Disney channel so they have no idea what you're trying to mimic and you end up being the joke of the day.

6) Tweeters who tweet about every step they take to... the bathroom?

5) People who carry terribly fake accents. No, being in Canada or Australia for 3 months will not change the way you speak as a Singaporean.

4) People who still won't shut the f up about Ris Low.

3) Making small talk.

2) Going to bed at 12am but falling asleep only at 4am.

1) People who have ridiculously long and stupid names on facebook. Eg: Michelle Constantine Sleptwithyourmotherwhore Angkukueh.

Hohoho. Miss fucking Plastic. Must-take. Hung deep. Hungry but chunky. Monkey prata. Spata. Hey lay hay. Play. Woman. Copen. Too near. Clean and clear. Animals. Daschund. Douche bag. Fur. Purr. Free. Pee. Splat. Wet willy. Creep. Cats. Cab? Cadbury car. Jeffree Star.

I am trying my best to keep my mind in place. All this free time is no good for my mental growth. Need something to simulate. Bake. Cake. Mmm... Cake...