I'll post proper entries soon. In the meantime,

1) Can some kind soul please send me Action by Street Drums Corps and Alaina Beaton for my birthday? That way I won't need to be on youtube all the time cause I'm so goddamn addicted to it. And it's seriously not funny anymore.

2) I can't believe you're sleeping with her.

3) I feel sorry for her.

On a lighter note, in some unnoticeable warped twisted way, I feel well taken care of :)