This won’t hurt more than a pinch.
So just pour a drink,
Let’s talk it over.

Why doesn't anyone buy my "Due to the 2nd Great Depression, I am now living in poverty" story?
And why is everyone saying I've disappeared?
Someone just called me a secret mugger. Whoopa.
I really enjoyed Eagle Eye. I'm so bored now I have half the mind to go watch it again or catch another movie or something but Bffy has a paper tomorrow morning... so poo! :/
My period just came and I've been having this flu thingy that sucks. I need TLC :(
I'm far too lazy to study at all, too lazy to even go to the bathroom after waking up I swear I'm gonna get like kidney stones or something.
Ahwww, fuck that.

One day robots will cry.