I'll only love you if Spiderman ate Mary Jane with all his sanity.

Last night, Bffy said I was being such a man.
Oh strange irony...

Had English orals yesterday. It was... Tragic. Sept 9th is drawing near ooh - pun! Oly crap, I'm such a loser. I think only my loserish Bffy can spot the pun.

Blab blab blab blab blab blab blab blab blab blab blab blab blab blab


Kiss your knees
Hail your queen
Brewed by 3 witches
Censor censor censor
Shakespeare's uncouth mouth


I need to do my work soon. I also need to get white shoes. I'd better get off the com soon. I wanna watch Kill Bill. And Blade. Whoopa.


Masochism is against the Bible.
Heck, so is Lesbianism.


I am a sloth, a sloth that procrastinates. That's worse than worst. If only I had o.5% of your willpower. I'm gonna start studying on the 11th of sept. At approximately 6.34pm. Don't ask, no clue.


I am God's mistakes all made in a day.