God help the people that aren't me;

1) Darling, I can understand that you're a genuinely warm, welcoming, friendly, person with good values. You have to understand that I am not. And I don't give shit that you are.

2) What I just wrote about you in 1 does not come with an apology, don't expect one. Again, I'm not your type of person.

3) You get too involved with everything. I really think you need help. This gives you be an excuse to go get involved with the school, counselor :D

4) I have no clue if we follow British or American English.

5) You believe in this Love crap too much... honestly? You need to get a religion or something.

6) I want to start a family with you. Dead serious.

7) Its so sad you lost all that weight just to realise you aren't pretty. Sad for you I mean.

8) I really don't care that you are successful. You're approaching 60. Go adopt an Ethiopian child.

9) I hate dreaming about you. I don't even know you, woman. Fuck you for being cute.

10) I feel like killing approximately 7 people right now. Ah, today's a good day.